There's A Swimsuit Model Stuck Under My Kitchen Cabinet

Uh oh, looks like Brad Pit is stuck under there too.

There's a Hermit Crab Stuck Under My Kitchen Cabinet

CG There's a hermit crab stuck under my kitchen cabinet.

July 26 at 10:56pm

Kimberly McCoy help him out. maybe rocky can do it.

July 26 at 11:24pm

CG Rocky! Rocky left me. When I moved up here to Larry's Rocky stayed behind at Vincent's. Worst of all, Rocky HATES me now. Little Tommy Smalls says maybe because I "left" Rocky.

Dude I am trying to help him out. I've got my trusty fencing weapon, my epée, but the crab won't come out.

I found him because Georgia was staring under the cabinet rather intently.

Plus, I keep forgetting he is there. He has almost come out on his own but I keep forgetting he is there and when I go out to the kitchen for another soda (Diet Coke: my all-night-web-browsing fuel) I scare him back under. Georgia's been spending many nights staring under that cabinet for WEEKS now. I hope the crab hasn't been under there this whole time. Or something worse than a crab?!

July 26 at 11:37pm

Kimberly McCoy I can't believe Rocky. Lure him out with some cat food. The crab, not Rocky. Rocky is on my list.
July 26 at 11:39pm

CG There's more food under that cabinet than I care to admit. Rocky comes up here to go to the cat station and he'll come to our yard about every 2 months or so. I lure Rocky into the house with Redi-Whip. He LOVES the stuff.

July 26 at 11:41pm

CG Where are you Kim McCoy?

July 26 at 11:44pm

CG Crab is not responding to mound o' redi-whip I just put out for him.

July 26 at 11:46pm

Kimberly McCoy Portland, OR. I wish I had crabs in my cabinet. Nothing exciting ever happens here. wah wah.

July 27 at 12:00am